February 2010
January 2010
Rape
Dave: You're about to get tweet raped from me
Dave: sorry
Kate: doesn't matter if i say stop since this is rape
Dave: Oh, right.
Dave: Take it bitch.
Kate: ):
Child Support
Kate: let's make a pregnancy pact
Dave: I don't know what that is, aside from everyone talking about it
Kate: at glouchester high, a group of 15 year old girls made a pact to get pregnant
Dave: I heard about this ages ago!
Dave: Let's make one then, I am all for it.
Dave: Infact, let's make this a bet.
Kate: what kind of a bet?
Dave: If I have my baby first, you have to buy me a box of strawberry ring pops and a year subscription to Star magazine.
Dave: and if you have your baby first, I will get Dennis Rodman to pay child support.
Kate: deal
Women, the best freaking firewall in the world
One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875...
“Can you hold… can you hold my starfish? It doesn’t like it when...”
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"Talking Dinner Plate Tells You To Slow Down,... →
cold.
I slept colder than usual. Turning up the heat now and spending the day watching TV - it’s like any other day; but somehow it feels more special.
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“Proper English” is just porn for English professors. It doesn’t...”
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